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THE MOON IS
MADE OF CHEEZE

One small step for man. One giant WHEEL for the bulls. We planted a flag in a dairy rock and nobody has asked us to leave yet. Aped in? Congrats, you own a slice.

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Initial mkt cap
$5,000
Trading fee
1%
Liquidity lock
90 DAYS
Step off the lander

HOW TO GET CHEEZED

01
GET A WALLET
Any Arc-compatible wallet. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in your group chat. We have seen things.
02
LOAD UP USDC
The pair token is USDC. Bridge it over to Arc, leave a little for gas, do not send it to the contract address like a hero.
03
SWAP FOR $CHZLND
Paste the contract, confirm the swap, eat the 1% fee like a mature adult. Welcome to the dairy aisle.
04
HOLD. DO NOT NIBBLE.
Paper hands make crumbs. Diamond hands make a wheel. That is the entire investment thesis and it is free.
Contract address
0x7bd0e1e916b4780e2cb4b57a9f57f3202d45bd77
Verify before you ape. Fakes are cheddar-flavoured.
The wheel, sliced

CHEEZENOMICS

Network
ARC
Pair token
USDC
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Initial market cap
$5,000
Trading fee
1%
Liquidity lock
90 DAYS
Unlocks
DEC 15, 2026
WHERE THE WHEEL GOES
Liquidity pool100%
PresaleNONE
Pool typeONE-SIDED
One-sided launch: the entire supply goes straight into the pool. No presale, no vesting cliffs, no eight-slide value-accrual diagram. It is cheese on a rock.
Ask the crew

FREQUENTLY ASKED, FRANKLY

IS THE MOON ACTUALLY CHEESE?

Independent lab results are pending. Our flag is already up there, so the burden of proof has shifted.

WHAT IS ARC AND WHY THERE?

It is the chain we launched on, paired against USDC. Fast, cheap, and nobody there has told us to be serious yet.

IS THERE A TAX?

A 1% trading fee. That is it. No reflections, no rebases, no 14-layer tokenomics that require a diagram to explain.

IS LIQUIDITY LOCKED?

Locked for 90 days from launch, until December 15, 2026, via Team Finance. You can verify it on-chain instead of trusting a guy with a bull avatar.

WHO IS THE BULL ON THE FLAG?

He does not answer questions. He plants flags. That is the whole job description.

WILL THIS MAKE ME RICH?

No. It is a meme coin. It might make you laugh, and it might make you poorer. Size your bag accordingly.

JOIN THE HERD
ON THE CHEEZE ROCK

No investor updates. Just bulls, holes, and an ungodly amount of caps lock.

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