One small step for man. One giant WHEEL for the bulls. We planted a flag in a dairy rock and nobody has asked us to leave yet. Aped in? Congrats, you own a slice.
Independent lab results are pending. Our flag is already up there, so the burden of proof has shifted.
It is the chain we launched on, paired against USDC. Fast, cheap, and nobody there has told us to be serious yet.
A 1% trading fee. That is it. No reflections, no rebases, no 14-layer tokenomics that require a diagram to explain.
Locked for 90 days from launch, until December 15, 2026, via Team Finance. You can verify it on-chain instead of trusting a guy with a bull avatar.
He does not answer questions. He plants flags. That is the whole job description.
No. It is a meme coin. It might make you laugh, and it might make you poorer. Size your bag accordingly.
No investor updates. Just bulls, holes, and an ungodly amount of caps lock.